Pizza
Meat
Angry Polish Wife
Oh boy, here she goes again. This one comes with a hot chilli/tomato base, Polish Sausage, chicken, mushrooms, gherkins (who would've thought) and red onion. Finished with ranch and coriander.
£16
BBQ Eastwood
Tomato/BBQ Base topped with bacon, chicken, smoked red bell peppers, pineapple, red onion, ranch drizzle and coriander on top.
£15
Betty Blue
Tomato base, meatballs, mushrooms, red onion and blue cheese dressing.
£14.50
Canadian Hot
Tomato base, pepperoni, bacon, jalapeños, red onion. This one's a little spicy. Sorry about that.
£14
Chiellini
Packed with Mediterranean flavours. Comes with tomato base, pesto, pepperoni, meatballs, olives, smoked red bell peppers, red onion. Topped with sun-dried tomatoes
£15
Dallas Cowboy
Garlic butter base, chicken, smoked red bell peppers, jalapeños, gherkins and a dirty BBQ and ranch combo
£15
Death Star
Our deadliest champion. With enough spice to kill a donkey, this one takes no prisoners. Death Star Sauce, pepperoni, smoked red bell peppers, jalapeños and red onion. Finish it, go down in history & most likely die. You've been warned.
£14
Fat Elvis
One of our most popular pizzas - and for a good reason. This bad boy comes on a garlic butter base with chicken, bacon, melted brie and cranberry sauce. A proper hedonistic pizza.
£15.50
Hello My Name Is The Beast
The beast cuts no corners. It’s so big & oh so very wrong. Chorizo, pepperoni, bacon, chicken, crumbled meatballs, our BBQ pulled pork, Polish sausage, melted brie and topped with truffle aioli. Oh... it probably needs some vegetables too... so yeah, red onion. This is a sharing pizza.
£17
One Night In Paris
Garlic butter base, pesto, chicken, mushrooms, roasted garlic cloves and rosemary (Note: Hotel heiress and Bad DJ not included)
£14
Pepperoni
A timeless classic.
£13
Pig & Pineapple
Tomato base, our BBQ pulled pork, bacon, pineapple, and red onion finished with balsamic glaze and coriander. One of our proudest combos.
£14.50
Return Of The Mac
The pinnacle of dirty pizzas! Smokey BBQ base, macaroni, pulled pork and jalapeños. Baked with emmental cheese and topped with smoked ketchup.
£15
Voodoo Daddy
He's been around for years and he is not going anywhere. Chorizo, pepperoni, crumbled meatballs and red onion.
£14
Voodoo Double Cheeseburger
Tomato and blue cheese base, crumbled meatballs, bacon, gherkins, jalapeños, red onion and American-style mustard drizzle. Because ACTUAL burgers are overrated anyway!
£15.50
Blame Canada
Pepperoni, bacon, red onions + maple syrup
£13.50
Sea
Bayou Shrimp
Garlic butter base, pesto, prawns, capers, red onion, sun-dried tomatoes and feta.
£15.50
Thai Shrimpy Shrimp
Sweet chilli base, baby spinach, prawns, smoked red bell peppers, jalapeños, brie, red onion, coriander.
£15.50
Veg
Conan The Veganian
From the clan of Veeegaahn in the North comes a warrior with the brute force to do battle with our beast pizza. This mighty pizza answers the call of Valhalla. It's blade cuts through forests of broccoli! It slices through battlefields of roasted cauliflower, shredding rich chunks of jackfruit from it's foes as it goes. It's mushrooms run wild and free on a vegan ranch, but there are now dairy cows on this ranch. The fresh tangy aioli and cheese are all vegan, but we're still rolling with a smokey BBQ base. Sit down Veganuary... you belong to us now.
£16.49
Margherita
Cheesy goodness
£11
Buffalo Stance
Garlic butter base, Franks Red Hot cauliflower, smoked red bell peppers, fresh chillies, roasted garlic cloves, red onion, rocket and blue cheese sauce.
$14.50
Cheese-cano (A.K.A. The Hot Mess)
Garlic butter base, blue cheese sauce, hot melty brie, fresh chillies, red onion, dried basil, feta.
£15.50
Fakin' Bacon Pineapple Bastard
It's a Hawaiian for Vegans, that oughta piss Piers Morgan Off. Veggie Bacon Bits, Pineapple Red Onion, Jackfruit, Red Peppers, Coriander, Vegan Cheese and Our Vegan Ranch Drizzled Over. So Yeah it's Vegan and it has Pineapple... Somewhere out there an Italian just fainted.
£14.50
Mary Of Magdalen St.
Tomato base, smoked red bell peppers, olives, roasted garlic cloves, red onion, oregano, rocket, balsamic glaze.
£14.50
Roasted Veggie
Your standard no-frills veggie pizza. Tomato base, courgette, smoked red bell peppers, roasted garlic and red onion.
£12.50
Tikka-Chu
Curry tomato base with broccoli, cauliflower, courgette garlic and red onion. Topped with mint raita sauce and coriander.
£14
Vegan Mafia (VG)
Tomato base, baby spinach, smoked red bell peppers, courgette, mushrooms, olives, broccoli, roasted garlic cloves, red onion, mixed herbs, olive oil. Finished with nutritional yeast flakes and balsamic glaze.
£14
Zorba The Greek
Tomato base, pesto, baby spinach, smoked red bell peppers, olives, red onion, fresh tomatoes, feta.
£15
Voodoo Priestess
Tomato base, pesto, baby spinach, smoked red bell peppers, courgette, red onion. Topped with balsamic glaze, feta and sun-dried tomatoes. She's a force to be reckoned with!
£14.50
Sides
Cheesy Smelly Roasted Garlic Bread
Hot melted garlic butter, roasted garlic cloves, red onion and finished with our mix of melted mozzarella & cheddar.
£9
Posh Garlic Bread
The G.O.A.T. garlic bread. Comes with a garlic butter base, caramelised red onion chutney, goat cheese, roasted garlic cloves, rocket. Finished with balsamic glaze and cracked black pepper. Damn.
£10.50
Dips
BBQ
£1.99
Blue Cheese
£1.99
Chipotle
£2.49
Franks Hot Sauce
£1.99
Garlic Mayonnaise
£1.99
Hot Chilli
£1.99
Ranch
£2.49
Sweet Chilli
£2.49
Truffle Aioli
£2.49
Vegan Ranch
£2.49